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{\an8}Future Tom Landry Actors,
the "Oklahoma" list!
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{\an8}I'm in a dance number.
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{\an8}It will be a pleasure to work with you.
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{\an8}You'll think my representation of Curly
It is sensitive and abrupt.
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Where are you, Curly?
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Ah, there you are.
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Ken Hayashi?
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{\an8}Sorry, Bobby.
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{\an8}Kenny has something fantastic.
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Just like his brother.
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Yija!
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Marvelous.
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{\an8}Let's go.
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{\an8}I want to go to the market
before the socks guy leaves.
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{\an8}Take some of mine and remove the pompoms.
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{\an8}Bobby is in bed angry
with the pajamas and the cowboy hat.
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{\an8}Well I believe
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{\an8}which could be good for him
not be a dancing cowboy.
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{\an8}We know he doesn't look like you.
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{\an8}But you are his father.
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So go in and talk to him.
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{\an8}It's just that the one with the socks
always brings the old german shepherd.
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{\an8}And if it's very hot,
You will have to take it home.
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{\an8}I can't believe it.
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{\an8}I thought it was destiny.
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I know.
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I know. It's horrible. Awful.
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It's a very good day.
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Why don't you change?
you take off your hat
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and you go out with your friends?
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Can't.
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Joseph is training football
and Connie at a recital.
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They are both good at something.
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I thought acting was my thing.
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You've seen me fall.
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I can cry whenever I want.
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Because?
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Do you see it?
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We have to find you something else.
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Something cool. And I know where to do it.
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Ah, the market.
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It's like an American workshop.
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Among these antiques
There is your new self.
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Come on, a lawnmower engine.
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Get a trailer
and an old steering wheel
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and you can be the kart boy.
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Come on, if it's not so hot.
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Take a look around, see if you find something.
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BUILD YOURSELF
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What is this?
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Tarot cards. They are used
to predict the future.
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They're like baseball cards.
for the Hobbits.
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I'll take them.
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Shall we go, Bobby?
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Did you find something?
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I bought these cool cards.
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Very good, Bobby.
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People respect boys
who play cards.
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- Oh really?
- Clear.
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That's why they get nicknames
like Amarillo Slim or The King of the Game.
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I know. I'll call you Ace.
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Focus your energy on this card
and will predict your future.
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The ten of swords.
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It means advantage, benefit, success.
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Hey, that's great.
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things are going well
with my girlfriend Laoma and...
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Wait. It's backwards.
That means something.
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Pain, regret, tears,
sadness, desolation.
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RED CARPET VIDEO CLUB
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For the love of Mordecai.
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I see you like tarot.
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Since when do you read the letters?
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For a few days now. It's my thing.
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If you predict something it is a coincidence.
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If you want precision,
get a Mantegna deck.
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Or a Fibbia.
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You seem to know what you're saying.
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Yes, "it seems."
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Being a 14th level sorcerer,
They would laugh at me if I didn't.
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Predicting the future is just the beginning.
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The true power of "magic",
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"magic" with GU, is manipulating the present.
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Ward! I told you to clean the bathroom
half an hour ago!
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I'm coming, boss.
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I want to learn more.
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Little friend, don't give him
no one this address.
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Go at four o'clock.
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- Ward!
- And it has fries.
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Stop today, Merlin!
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Destroy him, wise and powerful Herodias.
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Joppa, Dale. stop painting
Your house number on my curb.
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Sorry, but I have
to go unnoticed for a while.
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You don't know how far they go
the henchmen of the Franklin Mint
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to collect a debt.
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Can I arrive later for dinner?
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My friend Ward
He invited me to a meeting.
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You put me in an uncomfortable situation.
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Ask your father.
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Who is this Ward?
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I met him at the video store.
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He saw my letters and we started talking.
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I'm going out tonight with him and his friends.
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I'll bring fries.
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Do you see it? I knew you would find your thing.
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Doesn't it seem more fun
than being in a musical about Oklahoma?
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MEGA-LO POTATOES
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Welcome to Artemis's Coven.
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What a cool lair.
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I will present them to you in order.
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These are Vaughn, Noram Woodbender,
Bread "the fortune teller"
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and, of course, the Master of Chaos,
Mitchell Jefferson.
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You can't bring strangers
to the meetings.
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No problem. It's cool.
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- It was supposed to...
- I said it's cool!
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Welcome.
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Bobby, I'm warning you.
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that people fear us
by our powers.
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When we walk down the street,
mothers push their children away.
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The clerks close the stores.
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The Virgin! This looks like Harry Potter.
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Dude, I just answered for you.
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If Harry Potter went to hell.
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ARLEN MARKET
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Bobby, this is nutmeg.
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And we use it to...?
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I remember it. Give me a second.
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Invincibility.
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Marvelous!
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The spices stick with you right away.
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Ah, you are going to make a cake.
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A cake?
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A cake of unparalleled power.
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Point for the disciple.
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Although I hate to see how badly my boy plays,
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I love hearing his name over the public address system.
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Sorry, but I'll go
in the last quarter.
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I have met with the boys
in the parking lot.
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Go for them, Shuffler.
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Ace will need this.
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Have you seen Bobby Hill?
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Blond, card player?
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Okay. He must be there.
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Forces of fire, beings of the south,
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wake up and give us your power.
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- Intruder.
- What the hell are you doing?
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- Hello, dad.
- Bobby?
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These are the boys.
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Or as we like to call ourselves,
the Coven of Artemis.
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Me thinking you play poker
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and instead you invoke
to the prince of dragons?
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- Look at the idiot.
- Turn off the light at 10:00.
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What about Yoda?
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You can't play poker
with these letters, dad.
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It's a good way for it to fall
Lude's anger.
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It's all in this book I bought.
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45 dollars?
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The family Bible cost less
and Jesus wrote it!
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But this one tells you how to invoke
to forest nymphs and water spirits.
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I know you are at an age
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in which this
you find it interesting.
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But believe me, it's not.
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But you told me to find something else.
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And when I do, you want me to stop.
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They are my circle of power.
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I'm doing it for your own good, Bobby.
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Now let's tell your mother.
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It protects me from many things you do.
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And this time I'll return the favor.
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LITTLE PIZZA PARADISE
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Take advantage of the energy of the crystal.
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Very good, Noram.
Your powers become stronger.
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Hi guys.
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Ah, young apprentice.
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Something's wrong with you. I can feel it.
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My father doesn't let me hang out anymore
with you.
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He thinks magic is nonsense.
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Is magic nonsense?
Does this seem silly to you?
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Abracadabra!
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How do I get there!
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Noram, do you want us to be kicked out?
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Sorry.
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What happens to your father
It's just that he doesn't have the gift.
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The ignorant hunt
to our class forever.
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Since the Salem trials
in the year 1600
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to the locker room beatings
and the whirlpools of baths of now.
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That's why my father acts like this.
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He feels threatened by my powers.
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You have the mark of Merlin, Bobby.
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When you finish your training,
you will be a white magician.
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Oh really? What do I have to do?
When do I start?
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Your training starts now.
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You can start by refilling my beer.
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You have done well to come.
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But I warn you
that I am only the vessel
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through which powers flow.
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Will you help us
to get the ball off the roof?
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Silence.
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By the breath of Hecate, I summon
to the north winds to blow.
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I tell you to blow.
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Can I talk to you, Bobby?
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Marvelous.
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DIRECTOR
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First of all, I would like to know
What is your religion called?
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What is the proper term for "witch"?
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What's going on, Hank?
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Nothing.
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Bobby got carried away
for a new club.
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But there is no problem. He's going to leave it.
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I think you're a little tense.
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What if I summon a spirit of calm
to calm us down?
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Oh, powers of old Boulardune...
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You can't pray in my office.
The school board says so.
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He is not praying.
And he's going to quit right now.
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I will be a mother, but I am still a woman.
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I know how to recognize girl repellents.
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I want grandchildren. Do something.
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- Mr. Rackley?
- Yeah?
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I would like to talk to you
about his son Ward.
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My son and him play together...
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Excuse me, but I'm Ward Rackley.
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Are you Ward Rackley?
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It's one of my nicknames, yes.
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They also call me Mandelgar
of the Northern Woods
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How old is he? 30? 40?
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Not at all. I have 5000.
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Don't you have friends your age?
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Someone to drink with? Any girlfriend?
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And waste my seed
with a common whore? No way.
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When the time comes,
a maid will be sent to me.
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Maybe from the East.
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Partly it's not your fault.
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Good luck, friend.
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And stay away from my son
or I'll kick your ass.
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You don't know who you're dealing with.
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I have tremendous powers!
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Mother?
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We have tried your way.
Now we will do it to mine.
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This is a carburetor.
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Take it apart and put it back together.
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Repeat until you are normal.
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Dad, there is no need to be afraid
of the dark arts.
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I'm not afraid of that crap.
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it scares me
let them laugh at you all your life
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because you found another way
of being a geek.
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Ward said you wouldn't understand.
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You don't need a crystal ball
to know Ward's future.
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He will live with his mother until she dies
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and maybe a few more weeks.
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Until you get over the nonsense,
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I want you to take the carburetor
and go to your room.
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I know my father must have gone crazy.
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but believe me
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I'm very committed
with our circle of power.
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Yeah? I doubt it.
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I thought you could control your father
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as well as I do with Mother.
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Even so, Bobby's "daddy"
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shows that they continue to pursue
to our class.
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It's time to bring our powers
to the next level.
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- Yeah! Thank you.
- Brilliant!
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Tonight we will level up
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and summon a fearsome force
May it give us unparalleled powers.
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We will need someone
let him be the bearer of the chalice.
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I'll do it.
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Excellent, young apprentice.
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You will earn the white magician cone.
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We'll see you at 8:30 p.m.
at the ceremony site.
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If that fat man lets me leave on time.
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Brilliant. And what does the bearer of the chalice do?
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You carry the chalice during the spell.
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And when we light the candles,
you drink the caninus spiritus!
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What is that?
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- Dog blood.
- That?
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You're the one, Bobby.
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Soon you will always be known
all over the world
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like Robert the dog drinker!
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- Marvelous.
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- Cool.
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BOOKSTORE
THE NINTH DIMENSION
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Have you been to the Healing Center
by John Redcorn New Age?
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You should.
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On Fridays his band
Sweet Cake of the Great Mountain and him
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They play at night.
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I'm John Redcorn.
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I told you no brochures.
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Do you like rock, Bobby?
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I read about ancient rituals
where they drank animal blood.
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There must be some loophole.
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I don't understand.
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Don't tell anyone, promise?
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I give you my word
of New Age healer.
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The boys and I will do a ritual
tonight
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And they want me to drink dog blood.
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As a dog? How odd.
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I must do it. I'm not good for the theater.
Not even for sports.
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If I don't drink something disgusting, what do I do?
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Last night there was progress
with my fruit rehydrator.
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Can you believe that 12 hours ago
Were these plump, tasty grapes raisins?
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I have to tell you something, Hank.
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Something personal and disturbing.
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We should go.
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What's up, John Redcorn?
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Bobby is going to drink dog blood.
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That?
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It's part of a ritual
that his friends prepared.
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It's tonight.
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By no means!
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I won't let them call him a geek
the rest of his life.
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First, let's say thank you
to Brother Vaughn
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to get the offering.
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My mother's new boyfriend is a veterinarian.
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He lets me call him Rick.
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Marvelous.
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Now if you are so kind,
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take your positions
on the staff.
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A pentagram has five points,
but there are only four bases.
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Why do you always get on my nerves?
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Stay there and that's it.
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Your cat is not here.
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I'm looking for my son. Is Ward there?
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His bike is gone, so no.
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Do you want to come in?
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Oops!
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We come honestly
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to ask you for your glorious strength
and wisdom
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Okay, party's over.
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Sorry. I'm looking for a group of witches.
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Witches?
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Geeks with capes and all that.
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Oh yes. We kicked them out an hour or so ago.
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A tall guy, a "freak."
I cast a spell on him... with my foot.
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And now, in the fusion
of our joint worlds,
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the white magician will drink the elixir.
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Caninus spiritus.
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White wizard.
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Do it now, Bobby!
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I think I'm not ready.
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Every chosen one passes
through the swamp of doubt.
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Do it now!
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Can't.
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You must do it!
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Do it before lunar decline!
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Yes of course. Before the lunar decline.
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I'm sorry. Can't. It's disgusting.
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Then we will have to destroy you.
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Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus now...
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Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus now...
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Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus now...
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My mother!
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My father was right.
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Under these cool tunics and hats
You are a bunch of failures.
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Shut up, insolent. Accept your destiny.
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Abracadabra!
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You are so freaky that it makes me want to
of pulling on your underpants.
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00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,551
I was wrong about him.
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00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,721
He doesn't have the gift
and deserves to be censored.
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00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,266
Thanks for the tunic.
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There are dragon feathers in the pocket.
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Serves.
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I think I made him disappear.
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Do you want to be the bearer
of the chalice, Mitchell?
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No?
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Nobody?
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No need to waste
a good caninus spiritus.
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Let's find a bridge.
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Bobby!
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Hello, dad.
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Are you OK?
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Did you drink the dog's blood?
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I? Dog blood? That doesn't suit me.
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Well done.
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If I'm honest,
Those guys are a little pathetic.
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can you believe
that Ward wears socks with sandals?
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It just can't be.
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I still have to find my thing.
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No problem. You have time.
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I discovered soccer in high school.
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00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,865
And propane at 20.
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What's wrong
in wearing socks with sandals?
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Translation: Noelia Vázquez Núñez